If you decide to go play some no limit texas holdem at the Auckland Skycity Poker Zone. You'll get the chance to chat and play some poker with alot of very interesting poker players.
Some of the more interesting poker regulars at the skycity casino are:
"The Unlucky Redhead"- Always moaning how unlucky he his, when he calls an allin bet after the flop, with his pocket queens, with an ace king showing on the board.
"The Pornstar Grinder"- With his unbuttoned top, exposing his hairy chest and small gold chain, combined with the "Magnum PI" moustache, gives this regular skycity poker player that 70's pornstar look -which makes you wonder if he makes his own "movies"
"The Greasy Cheat"- This Auckland skycity poker pro (who has been caught cheating but has been allowed back at the casino), with the gelled back hair and imposing size, likes to verbally abuse his opponents into calling his raises. He gets paid off by players, who dont like him, trying to bust him out and manages to bluff others who show him too much respect.
"The Aggro GF" - This girlfriend of the "Greasy Cheat", although small and petite, has a bite of a hungry pitball. Her spitting verbal attacks, when she has been bluffed or sucked out on, can be vicious.
"The Chinese Teddy Bear"- This young asian poker player, with no known job and seemingly unlimited bankroll, plays poker with such a reckless style that his massive swings seems suicidal. Although a very good player, other poker players invite him to play at their tables because of the action he brings.
"The Foul mouthed Drunk"- This self-proclaimed NZ's best tournament poker player is probably one of the biggest cash game donkeys at the casino. He can be mildly amusing or incredibly offensive, when he's drunk and playing poker.
But along with all of these regulars there are the casual punters who enjoy the odd game of chance. The Auckland Skycity casino is open seven days a week and run poker tournaments every weekend starting at midday.
Auckland Skycity's Poker Regulars
Posted by PokerNZ | 12:09 PM | Auckland Skycity, Poker | 11 comments »
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LOL @Greasy cheat. Which one are you?
Hi James (?)
VG LOL. Marty put you up to calling him a pro? Nice photo as well. "Greasy cheat" just got banned for another 2 years as well.
By the way, I ALWAYS wear T-shirts!!
Dude, its PANDA not chinese teddybear. Thats a crackup LOL
How about the Russian couple that were not allowed to sit in the same table by Skycity since there are so many complains about possible collusion between them. Plus the wife is arrogant that she thnks she's the best poker player in Auckland who can speak English well.. I will describe to how she looks like: Big boobs, fat ass, fat, ugly face, stinks, foul-mouthed, etc...
you miss about the gut known to be the poker encyclopedia who claimed to have a math degree hence computing the odds in every hand... he is loud and annoying..
Is the "math genius" bald with glasses?
yes he's bald with specs. but he is a weak player probably because of over analysing and forgot that he's playing poker...
Gotta laugh at this blog and that ol "greasy cheat"- good job.
Si your bluffing, you dont always wear tshirts
OMG ive found the greasy cheat it looks like he has busted out and he has gone back to something he is good at...... painting roofs hahahahahahaha
i was lookin to get some work done and found his name randomly on the net and the phone numbers matched
good things happen to good people
This always cracks me up when i read it. You started off well but then your blog went to mustard.
Did you get any flack from these guys mentioned....its soooo hilairious.
I plan on copying your tounge-in-cheek style to my new site